she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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