so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
where am i from again
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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