Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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