Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
it's not cheating when I paid for it
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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