I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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