For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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