Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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