So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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