office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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