windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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