could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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