You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
love makes seman taste better
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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