Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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