Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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