I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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