i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize
