dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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