i think my mom watched the whole time
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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