But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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