Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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