Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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