i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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