White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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