I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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