just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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