I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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