This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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