Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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