i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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