I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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