this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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