Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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