quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Girls should come with a carfax report
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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