Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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