Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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