I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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