I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
where are my eyebrows?
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