This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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