Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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