I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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