Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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