I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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