it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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