Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
