Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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