i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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