im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Randomize
