11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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