The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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