You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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