We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
