Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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