Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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