Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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