The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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